I just got a new bike (birthday present from my mom), and I must admit, it's bad to the ass... absolutely perfect.  ...

[Listening - Sunday Kind of Love by Ella Fitzgerald] in a further attempt to embarrass myself, i was talking to some friends about ...

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due to internal (perhaps, mental) problems, all of my past rantings and ramblings have been expunged (deleted, removed, gone)... although this was ...